Thursday, February 09, 2006
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement)
is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by
_______________, between _____________ and ___________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted--money is always good.
8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not
friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up andv go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell
out.
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep
calling.
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the
agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of This
agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone
memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
ass understands the rules.
Participating partners:
Signature: ______________________
Date: __________________________
is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by
_______________, between _____________ and ___________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted--money is always good.
8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not
friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing--I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your ass up andv go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell
out.
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep
calling.
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the
agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of This
agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone
memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
ass understands the rules.
Participating partners:
Signature: ______________________
Date: __________________________
